Glossi Elliot here—straight shooter, honest gal, and yes: too much integrity for my own good. Life’s taken its turns taking swings at me from every direction, and I’ve been properly shit on by more walks of life than a hiking trail in July. So now? I keep my standards high—for myself, for others, for the world—because I genuinely believe we can do better than “good enough” and “not my problem.”

I’m witty, charming, a little spicy, and I don’t take shit from anybody… which is funny, because I’m also the type who’ll give you my last dollar, hype you up when you can’t, and make space for you to say the thing you’ve been choking on for years. I want people to feel heard, validated, seen, understood—at peace with who they are and all the sparkly fuckery they question about themselves.

My core values are simple: be kind (especially to animals), be kind to yourself, and mind your business. If Bill isn’t outside constructing a bomb or detonating something harmful… why are we interrogating him? Why are we intervening? Why are we inventing problems like it’s a hobby?

Fair warning: I’m tangential. I will wander. But I always try to circle back to the point—like a morally driven boomerang with a lipstick smudge and a grudge.

Stick around if you like sharp takes, soft hearts, and the occasional elegant rant. If you don’t like animals… respectfully, this probably isn’t your corner of the internet.